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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an all panda furry orgy? Panda-moan-ium"
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"My wife was getting freaky.. ... And she kept screaming 'Harder, Ryan!'. And that kind of made me mad, since my name is Leonard."
"How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it"
"How can a cat walk with no feet? He can't, it's impawsible."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Donald Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on him."
"We're having lobsters for dinner . Update - we have pet lobsters now"
"Premature ejectualation dinner party tonight, there's no formal dress code... Just come in your pants."
"A baby seal walked into a club... =)"
"*googles murder tips *adds ""asking for a friend"" at the end of each search They won't be able to prove a thing! *evil cackles"
"So my sister attempted to commit suicide the other day and it made me so angry. I couldn't believe one of my own family members would fail at something like that."