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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an all panda furry orgy? Panda-moan-ium"

"Sure I could kill you with kindness, but let's see what else is lying around first."

"You can never trust an atom because they make up everything"

"Once a clock was very tired.. What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night? 1 AM feeling very sleepy."

"If you get pulled over for speeding on the highway, police are legally required to let you go if you tell them 'Black Betty' was playing."

"You know what they say about the necronomicon? It's a real cult classic!"

"TIFU by being a dyslexic bus driver Whoops, wrong bus"

"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says why the long face? (Old I know) But I've heard so many variations on that one. What others are there?"

"Nice try, PG-13 comedies."

"13: I have a friend that doesn't like baseball, chocolate, or bacon. Me: Pretty sure that's not a friend, bro."