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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris can live on the dark Side of the moon............naked"
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"What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI"
"My preferred method of birth control is ""mood-killing repetitive DVD menu."""
"Knock KNOCK Who's there? Orange Orange who? ORANGE YOU HAPPY I DIDN'T SAY ORANGE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . v v TLDR I'm dead on the inside"
"Your mama is sooooo. . . fat. Then when she comes over she blocks the Wi-fi signal."
"My doc said that I should stop smoking and drinking immediately. What does he care what I'm doing in the waiting room?"
"What do you call a fish without an eye? A Fsh"
"There once was a man from Peru Whose limerick was three lines too few."
"If you get your phone wet, put it in a bag of rice overnight Eventually an Asian will come and fix it"
"I had beer at lunchtime and now I think I might be sitting in the wrong office"