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Joke of the Day
"What did the baker name her dog? Pido."
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"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial. #1PUN"
"How do you spell Canda? C,eh,N,eh,D,eh"
"Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a kid? Well he's back in town."
"I invented something to keep the inside of my car quiet. It fits right over her mouth."