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Joke of the Day
"Instead of the Maternity Ward they should have called it the New Releases section."
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"What's harder than rocket science? My dick."
"Pathan Joke *original joke translated into english* Pathan: I want to get married Dad: With who? Pathan: Grandmother *Dad turns angry* Pathan: You married my mother, that's why I want revenge."
"*uses ipad as a phone* Hey look at me i'm a hobbit"
"They say kill 'em with kindness but it's much quicker if you just take their phone charger away."
"So the Jamaican said to the Arab.. ""Aye where you from? You from tha beach mon?"" The Arab replied ""Yemen!'"
"So this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation... ...comes out of nowhere"
"Being calm is not something I rate."
"My Dad had the eye of the tiger ...and a life time ban from the national zoo"
"For this year's vacation, my wife wanted to go to a place that she has never been to I told her to try the kitchen. -Henny Youngman"