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Joke of the Day
"Instead of the Maternity Ward they should have called it the New Releases section."
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"Iv'e never been so proud of myself.. Just completed a jigsaw puzzle in 8 days.. It said 3-4 years on the box!!"
"I've got an Uncle Rube. I mean he's really my mother's sister's roommate's friend's hairdresser's step-dad, but the effect is the same."
"Him: Wow you're eating again? Me: Wow you're celibate again?"
"There are two penguins in a bathtub... One looked to the other and said, ""No Soap Radio"""
"3 y/o: I want a bagel Me: We don't have any 3 y/o: You're a idiot Me: How did you survive your abortion"
"My girlfriend came out of the shower and said ""I shaved my pussy, you know what that means?"" I said yeah,""the damn drain is clogged again!"". Edit: grammar"
"I wish I was an elevator... Because maybe then my wife would go down on me :c"
"What kind of bread do Rednecks like? Inbred"
"Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the lift."