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Joke of the Day

"Still waiting for the FedEx joke? OP didn't deliver."

"What is the similarity between household chores and anal? You don't want to do it but your dad gives it to you anyways."

"""Wearing horizontal stripes will make you look bigger and really stand out."" Young Waldo: (whispering) Some day I'll prove you wrong."

"Some of you I'd like to take under my wing like a mother hen. Others of you I'd like to trap between my thighs like the Cougar that I am."

"I had anal sex and my sperm were so confused They tried to fertilize a piece of corn."

"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ~~cock~~ ~~father~~ ladder."

"Gay bashing is terrible but gay dashing is just how we get from place to place."

"Dear kids, There is NO Santa Claus. Those presents are from your parents. ""With love, WikiLeaks"""

"What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit a dog just pants!"

"No, actually I hate gambling, that's why the dice on my shirt are on fire. If I see someone start to gamble I'll burn up his gambling dice."