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Joke of the Day
"I had anal sex and my sperm were so confused They tried to fertilize a piece of corn."
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"You know you have a drinking problem if the bartender knows your name.....and you've never even been to that bar before."
"Get your shit together,... or you will die, Aria."
"Women can detect even the smallest of lies, but on TV they tell them they can lose 20 pounds in 5 days and they believe it all."
"At midnight in the graveyard You can come across a grave with the name Billy McCrackin. If you go to the grave just after midnight and say ""Billy, What are you doing?"" He will say Nuthin'"
"Anyone else notice how Barney the Dinosaur is basically a T-rex & parents had no qualms about leaving their children with an apex predator?"
"Women just want to make us better men, not drain our life essence. And sharks are just trying to kiss us but their teeth get in the way."
"Me and my mate have just been fighting over which is the best vowel. I won."
"My bedtime is 9:11pm... So I never forget."
"You need subtitles. Me to every 2yr old."