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Joke of the Day
"Gandalf gave me a test... I didn't pass."
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"What do you call a frozen Communist? A hammer and pop-sickle"
"Hillary Clinton and the Email Hillary: ""At least I, unlike Lindsay Graham, USE email! <drops mic>"
"What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie? ""Hubble, Hubble."""
"My GF left me because she said I lied about stupid things. I was so upset I ate a car park :("
"I was walking down the road.. I was walking down the road and saw a beautiful woman, A spark flew off between us. We had passionate, amazing sex. Amazing what tasers can do these days."
"My friends say I have a gambling addiction... I bet I don't."
"How to survive a beat attack Run faster than your wife and kids"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEEE"
"When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?"