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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !"

"My head says ""go to the gym"" but my heart says, ""stay on the internet forever and eat!"""

"What does a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets."

"What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop."

"Viagra now comes in a nasal spray. It's for dick heads."

"What is the best way to get over a guy/girl? Truck."

"Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly? She thought she was a dromedary."

"What do you call people who rely on the ""safe period"" for contraception? -Parents"

"To say Nirvana wasn't the most influential early 90s band would be... A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial..."

"Does anyone have a really good racists or sexist knock knock joke?"