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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump ...Title says all."
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"I have a condition preventing my going on a successful diet. There's a medical term for it, but in plain language, it's hunger."
"How am I supposed to make great life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?"
"Lindt chocolate... .....is to die for."
"Jesus Christ, superstar He dresses like a woman and he wears a bra!"
"Gay guys are fucking assholes."
"Now boarding... Two vultures board an airplane each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."""
"why is rain the best kind of music? because it has amazing drops."
"walk up in the club like what up omg this is a funeral i am so sorry I twerked on the casket sorry for your loss."
"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me. It means a lot."