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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump ...Title says all."
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"Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals? Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America."
"A girl compliments a guy on his new phone. Girl: 'Nice phone!' Guy: ' Thanks! I won it in a race.' Girl: ' Who were the participants?' Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '"
"Stop asking me to vote for your kid in contests. I'm too nice of a person to tell you I'm surprised you got laid in the first place."
"Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA ""Gosh!"" he said ""If n only that job was in Texas Ah'd take it!"""
"where do you go when you're fly to death? the terminal"
"Craigslist is actually a great way to find stuff that's been murdered on"
"Never underestimate a woman sitting quietly in a corner sharpening a knife."
"Megan with an h? Whatever Hmegan...."
"Short simple fish joke A fish is swiming upstream in a river hits a concrete wall looks up and says ,dam!"