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Joke of the Day
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go play on our bikes."
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"A co-worker has stopped acknowledging me in the hallway. Please tell me what I did to make you want to ignore me, so I can do it to others."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tits a lot"
"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat The bartender says ""Put that back you thief!"""
"Grease (1978, musical) A highschool girl wins happiness and the acceptance of her peers by changing who she is and taking up smoking."
"My friend asked me to come up with Eleven jokes about The Australian Open. I think Tennis enough."
"Emotions are like shit Sometimes you've gotta let it out"
"I always keep a hammer in my pocket in case someone asks me to help them fix something so I can immediately break my leg."
"There is only one true way to make your pancakes more metal Start referring to maple syrup as tree blood."
"German sausage jokes are the wurst ..."