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Joke of the Day
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go play on our bikes."
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"What is the similarity between a porn-actress and Jesus? They're both getting nailed."
"How many sea men can fit in a circle 2 rads"
"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell"
"""Mom, I'm here to make your boobs big."" - smiling 3 yr old comes out of garage with a bike pump."
"I told my Mom that I was going to the Apple store and she said, ""You sound like you're 4 - it's the grocery store""."
"Bluegrass music It's finger pickin' good!"
"Fedoras most likely. Two hats are on a hat rack in a hallway. One says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on ahead.'"
"Did youhear about the Newfie abortion clinic? It's so busy there's a twelve month waiting list."
"How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her about it"