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Joke of the Day
"What did GB say to EU? Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!"
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"What the person on the street corner approaching me w a pamphlet doesn't understand is I want the world to end"
"God said to peter come fourth... But Peter came fifth and won a toaster"
"[Flight Attendant]: Would you like some headphones? [Passenger]: Yes please, but how'd you know my name was Phones?"
"How do you know an angle is dead? When it shows no vital sines"
"Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I've only missed one day"
"A police joke knock knock"
"An anvil walks into a bar.. The bartender asks him, would you like a beer? The anvil answers: ""No thanks, I'm already hammered."""
"'I'm really excited about the Pixar cowboy figure I got for my birthday.' 'Woody?' 'Not quite that excited.'"
"Nothing makes me more nervous than receiving Facebook notifications after a weekend of drinking that says ""you have been tagged in a photo"""