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Joke of the Day

"I have a step ladder I never met my real ladder ."

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"yo moma is so dumb she climbed over a window to see what was on the other side"
"ME: Dave's coming over for tea WIFE: Dave from work or Dave I'm having a secret affair with? DAVE: *from inside wardrobe* I don't eat peas"
"My Bathroom I've decided to call my bathroom the Jim instead of the John. It sounds better when I tell folks I go to the Jim every morning."
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"what do use to lure really big fish? master bait"