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Joke of the Day
"What do 'Free bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd and my orgasms have in common? 5 minutes solo. Meh."
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"The 1670s called. Not sure how."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasaurass"
"Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda? She thought it was diet coke"
"What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters? I don't know man I just fly the drones"
"I just found out that my blood type is B negative. That's the worst one. My day is ruined."
"What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm? Da Rude Sandstorm"
"Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it."
"What's better than kiddie porno? Adult porno. Kiddie porn is gross, you sick fuck!"
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