15547
Joke of the Day
"I never miss my girlfriend... I can hit her every time."
Next Joke
"Humans are like M&M's. They might be in all different colors, but they all taste the same when you eat them."
"*hops off a horse* alright buddy, your turn"
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Don't be silly, Californians screw in hot tubs!"
"I'd like Twitter to suggest: Since you've just unfollowed that loser, how about you get rid of some more fucking deadwood, like ......"
"The Panther's defense is so impenetrable... That Trump wants Mexico to pay their salary"
"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
"Why do the proms stop after high school? Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs."
"I prefer shampoo to the real thing."
"What did King Arthur do in Camelot? He ""came"" a lot."