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"A magician was driving down the street and turned into a driveway"
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"World's Funniest Joke? Women's rights!"
"once I asked my dad if we could plant a bread tree in the yard & later that night I overheard him & my mom talking about ""sending me back"""
"I'm Rich with a capital R! But my colleagues know me by my legal name, Richard."
"Reminder to any new followers...Ancestry.com is NOT a dating site...lesson learned...like 4 times."
"Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text."
"Sweeping a woman off her feet is easy if you know karate"
"If the FBI needs to get into someones's iPhone without permission.. They should just call U2 and ask how they did it"
"[Dirty] A man goes to a hooker... A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What did you expect for $10? Lobsters ?"""
"Someone called me selfish and then paused as if they expected me to argue."