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Joke of the Day

"Adding a smiley face after anything makes things seem playful. Examples: You're a slut:) You're ugly:) I killed your puppy:)"

"Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween? Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks."

"Whats reddits favorite tv show? The OC."

"Greatest pun joke coming in three..two.. pun"

"One of my ancestors invented the glove Well, he had a hand in it"

"My dad almost caught me watching midget porn. Thankfully I put my finger on the screen in time."

"""Zyzzyva, Zyxst, Zyxt..."" - Noah Webster's last words"

"What do pirates call fat whores? LAND HO!"

"What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him? Get off me, homes."

"How many cis-gender white males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. And it would be his privilege to help out."