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Joke of the Day
"A graham cracker is just a white dude selling coke in the ghetto."
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"Chris Brown dressed as Deadpool for Halloween and won a costume contest. The runner up was a girl dressed like Rihanna, but he beat her."
"I saw a car with no wheels the other day They were enTIREly gone"
"What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure? A defetus"
"My sis just asked if sugar goes bad. Now I can't stop picturing it bullying the other spices and selling pot."
"A boy asks his father: ""Dad, dad, what's abortion?"" ""Ask your sister."", the father responds. ""But I don't have a sister"", the boy says, confused. ""That's the point."""
"What do you get when you cross a killerwhale and a cow? I don't know but don't try to milk it!"
"What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito? ME-coli"
"What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her."
"What's the difference between Trump and a stripper? Strippers climb polls."