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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her."
Next Joke
"They gave me some cake but it was way too basic and burned my mouth. Turns out the cake was a lye. ^^^^^^sorry"
"""Sir, are you interested in the satellite radio upgrade?"" ...uhhhh, for driving in space?"
"What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight? The sock under my bed."
"There are 60 cities in China with populations over 1 million. SIXTY. All they do is fuck."
"When I went to Japan on vacation, I didn't see a single ninja. Impressive."
"Survival Tip: If confronted by a dinosaur while hiking, politely but firmly explain that it is extinct."
"""You're so cold, I wished you would just disappear!"" His temperature then dropped to 0 Kelvin and he disappeared"
"I can see what happens at the end of Trump's presidency I have 2020 vision."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak."