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Joke of the Day

"""Ask"" is the first word in the Spelling Bee every year, so they can immediately eliminate all the black kids."

"There are two kinds of people: Those who can count."

"My burrito brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""Careful,everything is falling out from the other side."""

"Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays... edit: After googling I found out this joke already existed :|"

"Finding old food in your teeth is preferable to finding a pen in your fat rolls that's been there since you did a crossword three weeks ago."

"Last night a movie theater was robbed of $1000 dollars. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal and a pack of skittles."

"How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!"

"Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto."

"A women can only run as fast as her boobs will allow her."

"Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control."