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Joke of the Day

"I know Aladdin can't wish for more wishes, but why can't he just wish for more genies?--My 5 year old and future lawyer, probably."

"Obama's reaction to NSA scandal ""This technology means spies will never have to use windows ever again."""

"Watching Whitney Houston's funeral Was like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once"

"What happens when redditors die? RIP in box"

"What do you call a can made in Mexico? A Mexican."

"Whenever I feel like I'm a weirdo, I remember they put little panties on peaches in Japan & I don't feel so bad"

"Alright let's hear them. Your best and favorite knock knock jokes. Me: I have a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Person: Knock knock Me: Who's there"

"What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday? AYE MATEY!"

"I forgot what I'm allergic to, I'm trying to remember... ..its on the tip of my tongue edit: I made this up haha just thought you'd like it."

"If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it."