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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $2.00, but deer nuts are under a buck!"

"What do bulls do for fun? Play with others."

"Teacher to student: ""Make a sentence using the word ""I"" Student: ""I is.."" Teacher: ""No that is not correct, you should say I am"" Student: ""Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet""!"

"I have a hard time telling people when something is displeasing to me... I might be dys-like-sic."

"Someone's gotta break it to people under 25 that cameras can also point away from themselves"

"Pretty funny that turtles are always in uniform. It's like lighten up, turtles. The war is over."

"When I have more than $20 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't"

"What's black & blue covered with blood? The 12 year old in my trunk that faught back!!"

"What do you call a feminist from LA? A SoCal Justice Warrior."