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Joke of the Day

"You know what's not right? Left"

"Did you here that Donald Trump wants to ban canned parmesan cheese? He wants to make America grate again."

"What does DNA stand for? National Association for Dyslexics"

"My life coach told me I was going to be traded at the end of the year."

"The first rule of parenting is: never negotiate with terrorists."

"Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!"

"Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a slice of bread"

"My dad beat me so hard. Our priest asked him for some tips."

"I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms."

"HBO cancels ""Luck"" after horse deaths. Their next endeavor is to make a mini series called ""Glue""."