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Joke of the Day

"If you're religious you dont get to pick & choose ""You shall not make for yourself an idol"" That Disney sticker means you're going to hell"

"Which is the worst career choice? Dentistry in Britain? Nutritionist in the Midwest? North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage?"

"What sound does a cow make? Sssssssss...."

"Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund."

"Played twister with my kids and now hold the world record for saying, ""That's not your left foot"" a billion times."

"Why don't we drink chicken milk? It tastes fowl."

"Six words that strike fear in the hearts of parents everywhere: You've been volunteered as a chaperone"

"I always feel a little kinky whenever the lady at Starbucks asks me if I'd like whipped cream on it."

"Someone asked me to make a joke about cancer... I said, ""Sorry I can't sir."""

"Friend: Can I borrow a pen? Me: Sure! *looks in purse* *pulls out perfume, 17 Hershey kisses, a stapler & a baby goat* Me: Sorry, no pen. :("