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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ^^^Get ^^^it? ^^^To ^^^get ^^^to ^^^""the ^^^other ^^^side""? ^^^She ^^^was ^^^trying ^^^to ^^^kill ^^^herself."

"What's next to England? A question mark."

"So my foreign professor overheard some attractive girls talking about how they like it long and hard. The exam the next morning sucked."

"What's the difference between batman and a blackman? Batman can go to the store with out robin."

"age 9- *jumps off fences, feels fine* age 19- *jumps off garage on a dare, feels fine* age 39- *takes Aleve cuz I ""slept funny"""

"What is a fretless bass good for? About thirty yards if you use both hands."

"A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then POOF! He was gone, without a tres."

"[having sex with centaur] ME: *man that fortune cookie was spooky accurate*"

"Amoeba: dad, how was I made? Amoeba Dad: well son, when a man loves himself very much"

"the best part about being a tornado chaser is when u catch one it is extremely fatal"