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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes talking... ""I took a pregnancy test the other day..."" ""Oh dear, were the questions hard?"""

"What do nine out of ten people enjoy? A gangbang."

"My arms sometimes get tired during sex and I drop my phone on my face."

"My girlfriend said she wants me to make her feel like shes the only girl in the world. So i'm gonna drop her off in the desert and leave"

"What do pirates use to copy files? Yarrrrrsync!"

"What do you call the son of Kim jong-un? Kim jong-deux"

"Hardest part of being a vegan What's the hardest part of being a vegan? Waking up at 5 to milk the almonds."

"After just starting uni, I have decided I don't like referencing. I don't like it et al."

"Adopted Friend I feel really bad for my adopted friend. He is going through an existential crisis. Which sort of makes him like his Dad. He doesn't really know who he is."

"If you ever need anything, just ask. But also, please never need anything."