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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim pilot? A hijacker"
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"I can't stop coughing. Think I'll go see a movie in a crowded theater while slowly eating a bag of bone-dry popcorn."
"What is hard and six inches long? my pen is"
"What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common? They both came in a little behind."
"Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was ""reduced fat"" so basically it was like going to the gym."
"New E Sport So there is a doctor in NYC that came down with ebola...he went bowling the night before admittance, created new sport...eboling"
"What if Bruce Jenner's whole ""Caitlyn"" thing is just a big joke, but nobody gets it because ... ... women aren't funny ?"
"A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"What's the worst aspect about Calculus teachers? They always go off on tangents in class."
"What's Paul McCartney's favourite food? Maccaroni"