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Joke of the Day
"What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common? Someone's ring gets broken."
Next Joke
"So two men walk into a bar... Which is weird. You'd think the second one would have noticed it!"
"""I'm Dan if I do, and Dan if I don't."" -Dan"
"Dyslexic guy walks into a bra."
"What's a pirate's favorite move in chess? Check, matey."
"How do you call black guy that missed his train? Nigga, you racist!"
"FLIGHT ATTENDANT: would you like me to throw that away for you? RACCOON: *clutching banana peel* this is my carry on thank you very much"
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him."
"Superman and Batman probably had a lot of ""capes in the toilet water"" accidents when they went to take a dump."
"A Conductor ... What do you call a part time conductor ?? . . . a *semiconductor*"