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Joke of the Day
"Did anyone see the original joke posted on this sub today? Neither did I."
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"I don't regret burning bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burned them."
"How can a middle aged unemployed rat with 4 teenage turtles afford so much pizza?"
"Oh stop it! I'm not superficial. I'm just ficial."
"An Neutron Walks Into a Bar He asks the bartender, ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""
"The hurricane coming in is called Joaquin. When it leaves, does it Joaqout?"
"What's the difference between Jews and Christians? Jews get really angry, but Christians just get a little cross."
"Confucius say: It is good if boy meets girl in park... It is better if boy parks meat in girl."
"What can a goose do, that a duck can't, that a lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."
"Wheres the best place to hide a body? Page 2 of google search results"