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Joke of the Day
"My bedtime is 9:11pm... So I never forget."
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"I don't pluck my unibrow to look good, I do it because McDonald's sued me for illegal use of the double arches."
"What do you call love between a Dick and an Asshole? Tainted Love"
"How many? How many people making how many people does it take to change a light bulb take to change a lightbulb?"
"shout out to old people for graduating high school without google"
"30 seconds staring confused at the calculator app before realizing why my phone wasn't calling the number I dialed."
"Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life."
"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my pants""? ""Over there by mine"", was not the answer I was expecting."
"There are two varieties of hoe. One is a gardening tool. The other is a hardening tool."
"Beer commercials really overestimate how many attractive people live in my apartment building."