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Joke of the Day
"I still remember my grandfathers last words to me ""stop shaking the ladder, you little shit!"""
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"I'm taking my niece and nephew to the corn maze today. If I can't lose them there, I'll try the mall again."
"Patchouli Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too"
"Why do engineering students call themselves engineers? You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista."
"Your mom is like Reddit always under a heavy load"
"What does a rabbi do when life gives him lemons? Makes hacidic jews"
"What was the favorite chicken dish of Hitler? The SwasTikka"
"I was just wondering, if you're not too busy sometime, maybe I could pet your dog"
"a guy's wife died so in her memory, every month, he takes half of his paycheck and throws in in the trash"
"How do you impregnate an African woman? jerk off on her feet then let the flies do the rest."