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"How do Muslims like their food served? Allah Carte"
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"I Need To Tell You All SomeThing Very Important. Sanic Ate A Burrito Then Pooped On Bready."
"So I saw a black man running with a TV. Horrified I thought it was mine. But upon arrival home I saw mine was in its right place. Polishing my shoes."
"A millimeter, a centimeter, and an inch jump into a pool but none of them know how to swim"
"Irishman applies for a job at a Blacksmiths. The Blacksmith asks ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" The Irish man replies, ""No, but I once told a Donkey to fuck off."""
"joke is on you What's the opposite of funny? answer: Jay Leno"
"Here's a list of things I need you to accomplish without any resources to do them with. -management"
"Britney Spears and WILL.A.AM go to use the toilet... Test... Mods plz delete omg"
"A man walks in his bedroom with a pig... under his arm. He says: ""I fucked this she-swine for 10 years"" His wife, shocked, yells: ""What?"" The man replies: ""Shut up, I was talking to the pig."""
"""I hope she got fat, I hope she got fat"" - me looking up an ex girlfriend on Facebook."