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Joke of the Day
"Why did x and y break up? They couldn't function together."
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"What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii? Oahu Akbar!"
"Just saw a bundt so big and beautiful I changed my sexual orientation to cake."
"Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you're the crazy one."
"Have you ever hit a man with glasses? No. A 2by4 works much better."
"When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is rip my wife's panties off. Because they're too small and the elastic is killing me."