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Joke of the Day
"There's no toilet paper in this stall so I guess I live here now."
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"I used to have a height complex, But then I grew out of it."
"*donates my body to science* Science: no thank you"
"Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?"
"Guess what Gordon Ramsay said about my mixtape... ""ITS RAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!"""
"How did the polish terrorist burn his lips? Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up."
"Why I love circular logic... Because I love circular logic!"
"Benedict Cumberbatch, if we dissect his name it means ""Blessed batch of cucumbers"" In other words, he is just a jar of Kosher Dill Pickles"
"What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses"
"It's a long shot... but does anyone know a good joke about a sniper?"