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Joke of the Day

"7yo: I HAVE A LOOSE TOOTH! Me: The Tooth Fairy doesn't want you messing with it until payd...Friday."

"What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order."

"What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA? Rosalind Franklin's notes."

"Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt."

"My wife and I were convicted of paedophilia The kids are taking it pretty hard."

"I want to be the area under your curves."

"What comes after Brexit ? BREICH"

"What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"

"Did you hear the joke about ebola? Never mind, you won't get it."

"What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!"