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Joke of the Day
"What comes after Brexit ? BREICH"
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"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen? - Snowballs :)"
"Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: ""Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps but certainly not everyone in the world."""
"5: Daddy, can we go get ice cream? Me: I don't see why not. 5: Mommy said I couldn't. M: Hey, there's the why not."
"What was the old man in despair about? Nothing."
"My therapist gave me a pamphlet on anger management I lost it."
"Meets girl at bar. Takes her to Ikea. Quickly learns the difference between one-night stand and one nightstand."
"Ebola has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks. AIDS has been here for 55 years and fools still don't use a condom"
"So I just made a new awesome mod! $4 to download and plus new content coming next week for $5 more!"
"- What do you do to relax? - I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know."