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Joke of the Day

"What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to? Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one."

"- Are you sure? -defenet... difini... difine... YES IM SURE!"

"[NSFW] So my penis was in the guiness book of world records... Till the librarian asked me to take it out."

"Tried to unlock my door with a banana. How am I still alive?"

"So a rabbi, a bishop, a black guy and a mathematician walk into a bar... ...the bartender looks at them and says ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""

"I just watched a show about burritos spinning in a circle because my television's broken and my microwave's not."

"Why can't ghosts make babies? They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out."

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa? Tuesday."

"What is the gardener's favourite fruit? Plantain."

"Am I the only person who's glad the Olympics are finally over with?"