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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they just beat the room for being black."

"Someone just told me ""if you don't believe in Santa Claus, he'll never visit!"" So on that note, I no longer believe in cancer."

"I only date right handed women... Righty tighty, lefty loosey"

"Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends? Because he was grounded."

"Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz? He took her for granite."

"There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation."

"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, ""May I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""No thank you. I'm traveling light."""

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"The Boston snowstorm so was bad the Canadians reported on it. They called it Tuesday."

"What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers."