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Joke of the Day

"I bought myself one of those ""off road vehicles"" last week... Paid $3000 for it, got it home and found out it was a Canoe!!!"

"What do you call a far-ranging debate? A mass-debate."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We've got a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says: ""You've got a drink named Steve?"""

"Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system? Because 7 ate 9."

"Boss: I was listening to some Tool on the way to work. Me: I talk to myself when I'm driving sometimes too, it's ok. Boss: Just get out."

"Know why vodka is so clear? Its so Russians can tell it isn't tap water."

"Right now the parents of the kid who climbed Trump Tower are thinking ""Damn I knew we shouldn't have given him that REI gift card"""

"What is the bounciest place in France? The dordogne."

"Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept? How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative."

"It Looks Like a Booger But it's SNOT!"