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Joke of the Day
"How do you know that ET is a Donald Trump supporter? Because he looks like one."
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"What did every World Series before 2016 and gay bears have in common? No Cubs."
"How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus? It was a no brainer."
"Need to get up early tomorrow so I've set my neighbor's leaf blower for 6 a.m."
"I lost 7 followers today. It's nice to know some people are finally reading my tweets"
"i hate the outside *invents houses* i kinda miss it now *invents windows*"
"Two fish are in a tank. One fish asks the other fish ""How do we drive this thing?"""
"People tell me I use too many cliches. But I take it with a pinch of salt."
"How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm."
"How do u get a pool table to laugh? tickle its balls."