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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars."
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"TIFU at Subway - accidentally sent someone to the ER Oops, wrong sub"
"They're demanding figgy pudding. They won't go until they get some. What do I do? Call the cops? I'm calling the cops."
"If a group of necrophiliacs ran into group of zombies...who would do the chasing? Oh, I went there...;)"
"What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer? One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser."
"A thief stole a toilet from the police station. At this point they have nothing to go on."
"When she says she is ""new to NetFlix and Chill"". ~ and her bed has surround sound..."
"What do you call a man with three cocks? A farmer"
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Get out! We don't serve your kind here."" The superconductor left without resistance."