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Joke of the Day
"When she says she is ""new to NetFlix and Chill"". ~ and her bed has surround sound..."
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"Why do Communists drink herbal tea? Because proper-tea is theft."
"Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers."
"Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby I dont come on my apple before I eat it"
"When's sex not work? When it's for play."
"Hmm ok Trump may have said another horrible thing but let's not forget Hillary once texted a friend ""Omw!"" while she was still in the shower"
"My buddy says he is the world's worst at self-deprecating humor. he worried once he was too modest. Then realized he was wrong."
"Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying"
"BOSS: I set up a Suggestion Box. Please don't hesitate to- ME: [staring directly at boss while slowly stuffing cream cheese bagel into box]"
"After years of working in a hospital, I've become a bit of a germaphobe. I just do NOT believe that Bacteria should have the right to get married."