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Joke of the Day
"When she says she is ""new to NetFlix and Chill"". ~ and her bed has surround sound..."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - T2 Barbie ...a study in silver"
"My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10 Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!!! That's the best I've done so far."
"What do cats love to read. catalogs"
"I hate finding out I'm arguing with someone who actually knows what they're talking about."
"(ROGUE ONE SPOILER) So the nickname... Throughout the movie, you see Galen calls Jyn his stardust, I thought it was pretty cute. I just didn't expect it to be so literal though."
"A masochist and a sadist are having an argument. The masochist says, ""Whip me! Whip me! Beat me! Beat me!"" The sadist says, ""No."""
"What do you call a task that isn't quite mundane? Tuesdane"
"How do you say goodbye to an epileptic? Seizure later"
"That moment when someone asks you 'How are you doing?' and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering"