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Joke of the Day
"My grandparents were fighting over a hamburger it was aged beef."
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"what do you get when you mix a penis with a bug A cockroach"
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"Sorry, I'm out of my mind at the moment, please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. "
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"This girl said ""she didn't know how I would take it..."" So I figured if anything I'd just give it back."