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Joke of the Day
"My grandparents were fighting over a hamburger it was aged beef."
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"""Russel Brand reports he keeps being told he needs to shake up his image"" or, as people have been phrasing it 'Rustle brand'."
"Women say magazines portray an unrealistic image of beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. Then they buy 12 inch dildos."
"Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread.. They're naan-profit organizations."
"He fucked his dad When mom found out she wanted to join. She wanted to do some kinky things with urination ""Pee on our boy"" The son didn't want to Oedipus"
"Whenever a woman tells me that she just wants to have a good time and sleep with me, I say ""You can only pick one."""
"My friend decided to get a tattoo of Pi on his face. It was an irrational decision."
"it is hard to b scared of a angry person once u realize that they just wanted to tie a knot but insted of using string they used their arms"
"Professor i'd like an extension on my paper. why? well my ex just got married & i have to comment ""lame"" on all her wedding pics on facebook"
"Despite its deceivingly yummy smell, this bar of oatmeal almond soap tastes just like soap."