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Joke of the Day

"[approaches parent with child on a leash] ""Mind if I pet your dog?"" Hey that's my son! ""Oh my bad. Mind if I pet your son?"""

"A bear walks into a bar... And he goes up the barman, rests his elbows on the bar, and says ""I'll have a pint... ... of beer please."" And the barman says, ""Why the big pause?"""

"I used to be a narcissist... ...but now look at me."

"What's long green and smells like pork scratchings? Kermit the frogs finger."

"You're legally allowed to stab anyone whose favorite album is a band's Greatest Hits."

"What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other? The Twin Towers."

"What goes after foursome? Awesome..."

"What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert? bakLAVA"

"The way your stick figures take up your whole back window tells me you need a bigger car and a class on condoms."

"What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers? Go for the juggler"