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Joke of the Day

"[approaches parent with child on a leash] ""Mind if I pet your dog?"" Hey that's my son! ""Oh my bad. Mind if I pet your son?"""

"What idiot called it blood spatter instead of axe body spray"

"Wanna heare a joke about potassium? K"

"Ever since the wife and I bought a water bed, we've drifted apart."

"Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says"

"What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance? A Black and Decker"

"Once I told a noble gas joke... There wasn't a reaction"

"I put my pants on like everyone else: with difficulty, blaming the dryer for shrinking them."

"Two guys on /r/Jokes walk into a bar One adds lines after the punchline, while the other doesn't. The one who never adds these extra lines kicks the one who does. Son of a b****!"

"Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer? Officer: It was speeding along the information highway."