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Joke of the Day
"What did Aaron Hernandez lose when after he got cut by the Patriots His TE"
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"Can anyone please post some good accountant jokes? Meeting with one tomorrow. Thanks"
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"I was beaten to a lead role in a film, and have planned to get my revenge with Matt Damon ever since. I'll make him wish he'd never been Bourne."
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"I like to take an empty Krispy Kreme donut box to work and sit in the break room and watch all of the disappointed faces"
"What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door? Matt"
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