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Joke of the Day
"Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they're funny on many levels."
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"What do you call a disputatious horse? A naahh sayer. Credit:14 yr old me."
"If April showers bring May flowers... then May flowers bring Pilgrims."
"Man goes to the doctor because he believes he might have hemorrhoids He did and it was rather uncomfortable"
"Why are all jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women will not touch anything unless it is 10% off."
"Double limb transplants are so expensive They cost an arm and leg"
"The worst part about being bitten by a venomous spider... ...Is that you're probably Australian"
"What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine."
"He always wanted a woman that would devour him whole like a gas station roasted chicken. She always wanted a gas station roasted chicken."
"Why do fish always sing off key? You can't tuna fish."