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Joke of the Day

"Mike Tyson refuses to play on any Playstation... He is an Ex-Boxer."

"Laughed so hard tears ran down my leg."

"What's black, white, and red all over? White emo kids."

"""Man I hate tacos!"" Said no Juan ever."

"The ethernet is used to catch the etherbunny."

"This Joke made me burst out laughing at work, but then I was sad... A baby seal walks into a club..."

"What's the difference between a penis and a vagina.. Unfortunately, in my case ... only 2 inches. :'("

"How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq? Iran."

"I met a group of guys who were all named Richard last night... what a bunch of Dicks"

"At some point in time, the brain named itself. You think it would have gone with something a little better, like Bernard."