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Joke of the Day

"Wife: he has no sense of adventure. he even refuses to ride a roller coaster Therapist: go on Me: oh so you're taking her side now"

"What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve? 2scooby4doo"

"what do you call a spicy wrap made at an Indian takeaway? currito"

"What's the fastest car on earth? A rental car."

"SEX TIP!!!! If you want to meet new women, stand outside a sex change clinic!"

"How much do pirates pay to get an earring? A Buccaneer."

"Counting Crows #GoodBandNameBadFirstDate"

"What do you call a drug dealer in a strip club A hardened criminal"

"Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman."

"hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- i mean yes babe u look so prety yes u do batman is not a cool as u"