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Joke of the Day

"Wife: he has no sense of adventure. he even refuses to ride a roller coaster Therapist: go on Me: oh so you're taking her side now"

"I'm still a little pissed we didn't get to keep the tail through the evolutionary process."

"Why was the programmer unhappy at his job? He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out."

"At first I wondered why the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me."

"Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?? She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet."

"Never knew that Irish people are so racist... Needless to say I was shocked when my Irish mate started telling me about how much he hates the black and tans."

"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One gives you a weak hole and the other makes your whole week."

"What do you call a floating potato? A levi-tater."

"Why did the hipster never catch a fish? Because he didn't go in the mainstream"

"People who brag about drinking black coffee?? Ok enjoy your hot bean water, I'm using creamer because I love myself"