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Joke of the Day

"At work I noticed the computer department have started putting Christmas decorations up IT's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

"My wifes hair is so sexy, Its 50 shades of grey."

"What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels."

"A buddy of mine isn't sure whether he believes in creamy holiday beverages or not. He's eggnogstic."

"What do fish think about air? It's UN-B-REATHABLE!"

"A drug dealer sold me his shoes today I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day"

"What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry? A rushin' russian."

"They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer.... So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him."

"What do you call a group of white people A group you racist"

"I banned birthday parties in the office because if you don't care enough about yourself to take the day off why should we care about you."