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Joke of the Day

"At work I noticed the computer department have started putting Christmas decorations up IT's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

"I bought a new boomerang... and went damn near crazy trying to throw the old one away!"

"Important copyright notice Remember, if you sing ""Happy Birthday"" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free."

"Your forehead is so big you donated it to charity for shelter!"

"I just sold some Viagra to a guy who thought it was Adderall. He's going to have a very hard test tomorrow."

"Fox canceled Cops. So I guess if I want to stay current on what my family is up to now, I'll have to turn to Facebook."

"What state is a person in when they've just been made fun of sexually on the internet? E-reckt"

"I just saw some pictures of Ray Rice's wife for the first time... she's a real knock out."

"I just brought a new computer... When i turned it on, instead of saying ""Welcome"", it said "" Hello"". It's a Dell."

"Spinach and Anal Sex What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have either as a child, you'll never enjoy them as an adult."