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Joke of the Day

"I want to meet the actors who get turned down to act in infomercials. Then I would ask them how their brother Alec Baldwin is doing."

"A defendant showed his small penis to the court to prove that he's innocent of rape The judge decided that it wouldn't stand up"

"There's 20 letters in the English alphabet. Oh, wait! I forgot U, R, A, Q, T That's still only 25 but you'll get the D later."

"""Sir u have a hernia"" ""Haha c'mon doc don't u mean a HISnea?"" ""No I meant hern-"" ""Im obviously a guy. How did u even get a medical license?"""

"Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon? Because he was dead!"

"Don't go to zombie nightclubs... They're always dead."

"Do you like Asian Diplomacy jokes? I've been feeding the kids in my political science class a steady diet of Japanese Government jokes."

"My boyfriend called me today in tears. He said he found a lump on his testicles. I explained to him that it was actually his cock"

"What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky? ... either way, someone is losing a trailer."

"What's an SJW's favourite animal? A Pander."