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Joke of the Day
"Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne."
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"A termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"Did you know if you drink the fluid from a magic 8 ball you can see the future. Trust me. My friend Keith did it once and he said he was going to die and then he did."
"Whatever you do, always give 100% Unless you're donating blood"
"Cinderella Joke What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? UGHACKLURB (Gagging noise)"
"Me: Rest assured I will go to the grave with your secret. Pat: Thank you. Me: Unfortunately so will my golfing buddies."
"*interview* So, why do you want to be a judge? *Imagines myself going work everyday in my robe* ""To fight crime"""
"A clown was walking by yesterday with a load of red socks turns out it was both of his boots"
"my interventions would be so much more effective if every single reason i drink wasn't there"
"Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs."